Giants: Barack :: Patriots: Hillary

The underdog who isn't supposed to have come this far. The overwhelming favorite that all the talking heads on every tv station are picking to win. The contender based on the principles of all that is good in the world. The looming shadow that will manipulate and maim everything in its path and impose its ugly will on the rest of our universe.

We need to see some new faces. Enough with these regimes that have been dominating our political and NFL worlds for as far back as we can remember. We need Plax strutting around with the trophy held high, we need Barack giving a triumphant victory speech after his pundit-defying win in California, and we need Eli Manning looking around dumbfounded after throwing for 3 TDs and finding Peyton and giving him a swift kick in the ass.

We need change we can believe in. We need to upset the corrupt system of tyranny and cheaters. The ultimate battle of good vs evil. This is a momentous time for America.

I can't wait for kick off.